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How to tell if a Dutchman has been in your house
You can’t reach the shower head.
I suffer from this daily.
Seven Hour Balloon Work →
Seven hours of blowing up balloons edited down to about 8 minutes. Meanwhile I’m thinking… food? Toilet breaks? And wouldn’t your mouth just feel disgusting?
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A Study in Pink » The Reichenbach Fall
I made the connection with the cabbie but WOW OKAY OUCH
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Beats being alone with salad, I guess!
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bilingual my ass. your either heterolingual or homolingual
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
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and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS
Not usually into shipping but this made me laugh like a drain. So many weeks to wait…
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Lawrence Arabia (not “of”!) with Listening Times from this year’s album, “The Sparrow”
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